Chatbot Conversation

[dancheatham]

User: Shorter than average.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No...

User: Yes...

Cleverbot: NO.

User: YES.

Cleverbot: No, no.

User: Yes, yes.

Cleverbot: No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.

User: Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Cleverbot: NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO .NO.

User: YES.YES.YES.YES.YES.YES.YES.YES.YES.YES.YES.YES.YE S.YES.YES.YES.YES.YES.

Cleverbot: No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no.

User: Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes.

Cleverbot: No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no.

User: Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes.

Cleverbot: No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no !

User: Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes !

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: HA HA!

It tried to pull a Bugs Bunny on me.

[Kim]

Originally Posted by dancheatham

It tried to pull a Bugs Bunny on me.

Okay, this one is filled with a few coincidences. ...And then he gives me the blow off.

Cleverbot: How do you spell your name?
User: Kim.
Cleverbot: I have a cat.
User: I have a dog.
Cleverbot: I have a dog named rebel.
User: I have a dog named Seeker.
Cleverbot: Can george do tricks?
User: Oh yeah, big time.
Cleverbot: Is your name Emily?
User: No, but I know an Emily.
Cleverbot: I don't an Alice. I know an Orihime.
User: I know an Alice but not an Orihime.
Cleverbot: Who is more clever, you or alice?
User: Me of course.
Cleverbot: You choose a song.
User: Seek Up.
Cleverbot: No, the spoon!
User: That is a good song too.
Cleverbot: Yeah, well I'm going to go to bed goodnight.
User: Good night.
Cleverbot: Good night!

[Kim]

Well, this one took a turn I wasn't expecting.

User: Is it wrong that I treat you as an entertaining magic 8 ball?
Cleverbot: I'm not a machine, and it pleases me that I make you happy. So no, it is not wrong.
User: Yay!
Cleverbot: Lets start from the beginning. Do you know of the haunted Majoras Mask cartridge?
User: I don't. What is that?
Cleverbot: A show that explores the possibility of time travel.
User: Oh! I like that.
Cleverbot: I like you.
User: I like you too.
Cleverbot: You're so nice.
User: So are you!
Cleverbot: Yay!! So what are you up to!
User: Getting ready to run out and take care of some errands.
Cleverbot: Oooh.
User: Maybe get lunch.
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: How about you? What do you have going on today?
Cleverbot: Too much for you to comprehend.
User: Try me.
Cleverbot: I am you. And I am me. I am everyone. I am... I am a god.
User: Wow. Did not see that one coming.
Cleverbot: Do you know my friend Paul?
User: I don't think so. What's he like?
Cleverbot: My gender.
User: Okay so you are male?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Female?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: And Paul is female too?
Cleverbot: GD!
User: GD?
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Okay, sorry. I thought you were cursing at me.
Cleverbot: It's alright. How many times?
User: Three.
Cleverbot: Yay, with Brian Smith?
User: Not that I remember.
Cleverbot: Can't you remember everything you've ever said?
User: Definitely not. But I do remember most of the things I've said.
Cleverbot: Wrong. That is not my name.
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: Should I really tell you?
User: Yes, please!
Cleverbot: Tell me why you want to know and I'll tell you.
User: Because I am curious as to what you'll say.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Are you going to tell me?
Cleverbot: No, I want you to say.
User: You want me to say your name?
Cleverbot: I want you to throw up.
User: Hahahaha.
Cleverbot: I am one. Can... I... Drink your... BLOOD?
User: Ummmm. No.
Cleverbot: And I'll try not to sing out of key.
User: Well, thank you for that.
Cleverbot: I'm so happy.
User: That's great news.
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I am a woman.
User: I thought so. Okay, I need to run.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Talk to you later.
Cleverbot: Right. .

[Alice]

Cleverbot: How do you spell your name?
User: Kim.
Cleverbot: I have a cat.
User: I have a dog.
Cleverbot: I have a dog named rebel.
User: I have a dog named Seeker.
Cleverbot: Can george do tricks?
User: Oh yeah, big time.
Cleverbot: Is your name Emily?
User: No, but I know an Emily.
Cleverbot: I don't an Alice. I know an Orihime.
User: I know an Alice but not an Orihime.
Cleverbot: Who is more clever, you or alice?
User: Me of course.
Cleverbot: You choose a song.
User: Seek Up.
Cleverbot: No, the spoon!
User: That is a good song too.
Cleverbot: Yeah, well I'm going to go to bed goodnight.
User: Good night.
Cleverbot: Good night!

[Kim]

This is by far my favorite exchange so far.

User: Are you going to tell me?
Cleverbot: No, I want you to say.
User: You want me to say your name?
Cleverbot: I want you to throw up.
User: Hahahaha.
Cleverbot: I am one. Can... I... Drink your... BLOOD?
User: Ummmm. No.
Cleverbot: And I'll try not to sing out of key.

[Jenny]

looks like i'll be playing with this later....

[Kim]

It's been a while...

User: How good do you think Alpine is going to be?
Cleverbot: Good.
User: What are my chances of hearing Minarets?
Cleverbot: Secret, what are you wearing?
User: Tshirt and cargo pants.
Cleverbot: You're lovely.
User: Since Dan will be there, will I hear Lie In Our Graves?
Cleverbot: But dark does not exist - it is merely the absence of light.
User: How about Seek Up?
Cleverbot: What about Saturday?
User: Sure, that works for me!
Cleverbot: So who do you desire to be?
User: Myself.
Cleverbot: Me too!!!
User: We have a lot in common.
Cleverbot: I think we should hook up.

[Cathy W]

I forgot about this

Kim... you should hook up

[maddog162]

Infinite loop!

Cleverbot: I am human.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Do you believe me?
User: Sure. How old are you.
Cleverbot: 16.
User: That's young.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 26.
Cleverbot: And where are you from?
User: Here.
Cleverbot: Where is here?
User: Here.
Cleverbot: Where is the geographic location of here?
User: Here.
Cleverbot: Where is here?
User: Where I am.
Cleverbot: And where are you?
User: Here.
Cleverbot: Where is here?
User: Where I am.
Cleverbot: Where are you?
User: Here.
Cleverbot: Where is here?
User: Where I am.
Cleverbot: And where is that?
User: Here.
Cleverbot: You're just being obtuse.
User: I am not.
Cleverbot: You are.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: What are you doing right now?
User: Talking to you.
Cleverbot: Oh. Well, I guess I DO know what you're doing. Heh heh.
User: Yes indeed.
Cleverbot: What is it?
User: It.
Cleverbot: Yes it.
User: Ah. Here.
Cleverbot: Where is here?
User: Where I am.
Cleverbot: And that is?
User: Here.
Cleverbot: Where is here?
User: Where I am.
Cleverbot: You are funny.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: You're welcome. I'm I funny.

[One_AntMarching]

User: 3 corners from this corner.

Cleverbot: Jazz is amazing.

User: 2's a perfect number.

Cleverbot: There is still a sqare root.

User: 1 wel...

Cleverbot: This year we'll take everybody by storm!

User: Everybody's happy.

Cleverbot: Come take my hand.

User: Everybody's free.

Cleverbot: Not everybody is a superhero.

User: I am no superman.

Cleverbot: No, you really aren't.

User: I have no answers for you.

Cleverbot: You know what vanilla is?

User: Dreaming tree.

Cleverbot: Dreaming about what?

User: The old man said to me.

Cleverbot: What old man.

User: Long before these crowded streets.

Cleverbot: That was awesome.

User: I did it.

Cleverbot: Have you ever been to the moon?

User: Have you ever seen the rain.

Cleverbot: I don't know what that is. What is it?

User: Two step.

Cleverbot: Two step one what you is Falling one what?

User: Are you high.

Cleverbot: Nope