Home | Newsletter | DMB News | Articles | DMB Media | DMB Games | Auto Pilot
     
Weekly Davespeak Dave Matthews Band Fan Site  
 
03/07/05 - Tantric Sex
02/28/05 - Guitar Strings
02/21/05 - Big Afrin
02/14/05 - Talk To Me
02/07/05 - Boogers
01/31/05 - Volleyball
01/24/05 - Cough Rhythm
01/17/05 - Cold and Flu
01/10/05 - Spiders On LSD
01/03/05 - Seven Seas
12/27/04 - Lost In Chr.
12/20/04 - Boyd's Broccoli
12/13/04 - Dave's Pissed
12/06/04 - Forgiveness
11/29/04 - Little Mouse
11/22/04 - Yesterday
11/15/04 - Underpants
11/08/04 - Smelly Show
11/01/04 - Vote 4 Change
10/25/04 - Carpal Tunnel
10/18/04 - Always Great
10/11/04 - Vote 4 Change
10/04/04 - Hit The Cow
09/27/04 - Frog in Throat
09/20/04 - Chrysalis/BF
09/13/04 - Soda vs. Pop
09/06/04 - Round A Fire
08/30/04 - Love Ur Mother
08/23/04 - Little Grace
08/16/04 - Play Anything
08/09/04 - Computers
08/02/04 - Dave DooDoo
07/26/04 - I am Batman
07/19/04 - Bloody Show
07/12/04 - Unplugged
06/28/04 - Dave is Sorry
06/21/04 - Fart Trick
06/14/04 - Ricola Spit
06/06/04 - E. Clapton
05/31/04 - Steak/Sweat
05/24/04 - Scream & ; ; ; Yell
05/17/04 - Monk
05/10/04 - Forgotten
05/03/04 - Boydspeak?
04/26/04 - Wooh or Booh
04/19/04 - Bra Mosaic
04/12/04 - Boogs & ; ; ; Bugs
04/05/04 - Cold Hands
03/29/04 - Carter / Cricket
03/22/04 - Alcohol B-Day
03/15/04 - Tune a Guitar
03/08/04 - Feaked Coffee
03/01/04 - Whipped
02/23/04 - Neuticles
02/16/04 - Dave For Pres
02/09/04 - Grammy Win
02/02/04 - Penis Song
01/26/04 - Goat Penis
01/19/04 - Don't Throw
03/15/04 - East vs. West
01/12/04 - Crap 4 Sale
01/05/04 - Stefan Hurt
12/29/03 - Winn Dixie
 
 
Auto Pilot
January 23rd, 2006

Christmas Song"I used to have a teacher, I was talking about it last night, but this guy was amazing. I should have felt sorry for him, but you know, and I was young, so I didn't. You know, kids are vicious. We couldn't be quite as indifferent in school when I was in Johannesburg growing up cause we would have been beaten. You know (whipping noises). Goddamnit.

No, but a Mr. (mumbles) something French. Anyway, we'd make noise in his class, and we had, I was in the class with a couple, you know, the hooligans. Anyway, um, and a, and he used to draw three circles on the board, he taught us chemistry, and he'd draw three circles on the board, and put both, two of his hands in one, and just beat his head against the chalkboard. 'I won't stop until you stop making noise!' You know, and we used to go (makes weird noises). We'd do that. (Noises like head cracking against board.) And eventually he'd turn around and look at us all, you know.

The rumor went around he ahd a plate in his head, but I think he was just bananas after teaching children, little boys for all those years. He was just like, over the edge. Ah man. Just sucks. Boy. Poor guy.

He fell down the stairs once with his hands in his pockets. And it was the worst thing, cause like, five good kids, you know. So then you find out who's good. I wasn't one of them, but five guys ran up, you know, to help him. He was going down as well. And he lke struggled, you know, cause you, you go on auto pilot, you know, and your body. Auto pilot was designed before we had pants, I think. So there was no pockets. So he's in his hands were in his pockets, he was like, you know, trying to get his hands out and then POOOOOOOOF. Face down, on the slate stairs outside. Miff. Right here on the bridge of his nose. He had a big band-aid for a long time. And everyday, then make it worse, and everyday we made a point of asking him what happened to his nose again. 'What happened to your nose again?' 'I fell.'"

Dave Matthews Band
Date: 03/13/99
Venue: Berkeley Community Theater
Location: Berkeley, CA


Listen to this Dave Matthews Quote in MP3

Comment on this Davespeak (2 Comments)