Dave:

"Carter Beauford, sporting a BET jacket over here, was here, but now he's over there. And all the shit he was sitting behind was here, and we don't know where the fuck that is."

Carter:

"And the bongos are gone too."

Dave:

"So you can all treat this like some kind of uh, rock and roll star unplugged little whammy-jammy. We wouldn't like to take ourselves that seriously, but because of circumstances out of our control we're going to take ourselves that seriously. And this evening's going to be a dominantly acoustic event.

Boyd Tinsley on the violin ladies and gentlement this evening. In the position that he often, often is.

And I'm standing where I usually am sporting a new L.L. Bean Jacket from the Bayou Station. I also bought these pants, and these sneakers my sound man was kind enough to tell me are completely inappropriate for this outfit. I'm wearing my Air Moabs.

Carter: "I think there's a hat in the back if you want to contribute to the heating bill. Just ask the bartender"

Dave: "Thank you all very much for coming out, I hope you don't feel inclined immediatly to leave the room because you won't be hearing hte bmmpfff and the bishhh as much as you did last week.

(Carter Beat Boxes.)

Dave: "Ladies and gentlemen, the Dave Matthews Band unplugged."