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Bionic Nostril
July 18th, 2005

B-52's"This is fun, you know. Yippee.

I have a, this is very common I think, I had an x-ray of my head. So then they could show me pictures of my head. Inside my head. It's nasty-looking. Anyway, this side of my face, that's why my head hurts on the airplane. This side of my face, the hole doesn't work so well and up in there. It's all filled in with extra flesh. Ew. So on the picture of the inside of my face, all the little pictures, you could see all the places, all these, "You see this, this grey area here? It should be black like this area over here, which is air. It's all filled in." And then he said, "We can fix that."

I said, "Well, I've lasted this long. There's no way I'm going to let you go inside of my face, unless that's somehow necessary."

"If there's an infection."

"If there's an infection, you can go into my face, but there's no infection right now. Stay out of my face."

A half-inch of air, or an inch of air, I don't know. How do you measure it? It just goes faster through this nostril than it would otherwise. It's got a bionic nostril on this side.

Dave and Tim
Date: 02/07/99
Venue: Sigmund & Claire Weis Center for the Performing Arts (Bucknell University)
Location: Lewisburg, PA

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