"After I scared the little girl a little bit, she had this funky ugly dog. And the dog kinda stole the character I played's heart. And then through the dog I fell for the little girl--but in a good way, not a creepy way.

Anyway, I just want to before I start this tiny song--I know that a butterfly comes out of a chrysalis in case any of you biologists are out there. But chrysalis is really hard to say in a song. Especially if you've had a couple whiskeys. I know my daughters are here but I'm guessing that they're probably not paying much attention to me right now. But anyway, I kinda wrote this song for them "