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Alligators Eat Dave
November 14th, 2005

Crocodile HunterYou know what my favorite show is next to the teletubies? Next to the teletubies, my favorite show is the crocodile man. Have you seen the crocodile man? Even though I like the crocodile man, I'm always hoping tha t acrocodile's going to eat his ass. It would just be a good ending. Because he loves the crocodile and everything's good and i'm sure that's the way he wants to go.

You watch him, if you haven't seen him he's fast as lightening. He is, he walks up on the crocodile, and he tells you first there's a crocodile, "crocodile!" And then he just jumps on them. And the crocodile's got that whole stealth thing that goes "ooph." and comes up and crunches down on something. And he's even more stealth-he's even faster than a crocodile. It's funny as hell because crocodiles don't look very expressive, except they have that grin.

But you can see them when he lands on top of them, <noises>, I think it's cool .

He came to the US the Crocodile man, because he likes reptiles in general. And he came looking for the ten rattlesnakes of America. And then he's the only person in the world, he'll just pick them up by the tail. First he'll just reach into a tree or the rock. You know? <noises> Out comes this five foot rattlesnake. 'She's very cross now, she's mad you can see she's angry' and then he does, i have a terrible australian accent so i apologize, 'she's mad, aren't you mad' And then he goes to the camera <noises>'Yes, great! This is the most deadly snake in North America"

Dave Matthews & Tim Reynolds
Date: 03/05/1999
Venue: Kiva Auditorium
Location: Albuquerque, NM


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