"Thank you.Couple of y'all had a couple beers I think. Couple of you had some, ah look. I know, no, no, I'll get, I'm writing them down as you scream them like wild animals, and then I'll get to them, I'll get to them a little later, you know.

(From crowd: Play what you want, Dave!)

Yeah, that's my boy over here. Like, like, the man, like come on. Like. Come on! You're mom would've smacked you more when you were little.

'Come on, Mom, I'm bored!' 'You want bored. Don't tell me to come on. Get out of the kitchen. Go. Find yourself something to do. Do the dishes, you little pain in my...'"